the brave little toaster to the rescue chris

Microwave: Miss them? You guys are not to be believed! Kirby: Another country heard from! Microwave: They're just humans! No circuits to speak of. Ratso: Here he goes with the Blue Danube and the Wiener Schnitzel again. Kirby: Well, we won't let him out of our sight for a moment. He said something was gonna happen tonight. Toaster: Well, Chip, let's keep an eye on the hearing aid. When I do that, I'm just thinkin' out loud! Chip: If this is true, Hearing Aid is ready for something. You know, talking to himself? Like Kirby does sometimes! Kirby: I'm not senile. Toaster: I'm telling ya, that contraption in the junk drawer is up to something. Now, before we cast our votes, we have time for one more question for each of our candidates. Tinselina: Toaster, you were wonderful! Toaster: I was? Tinselina: You was. Hurry, or you won't have a planet to go back to! Dale: But, uh, what happens if the Supreme Commander wins? Nimnul: I don't care! You're help Toaster win the election and deactivate the missile. A election will ensure that Toaster will be a winner. We'll see to it that you get a ringside seat for the destruction of the Planet Earth! All: Thanks! (beat) THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET EARTH?!! Toaster: How you wanted to destroy Earth? Mixer: Earth wanted to destroy us! Ironing Machine: That's why we came here. Radio: Right! Can we watch? Mixer: Of course. It's awful to be built for an expressed purpose, and then be confined to spend all eternity with a broken down satellite with no prospects! Christmas this, Christmas that! And you've never even seen the top of a Christmas tree! Tinselina: I know. Toaster: What are you doing here? Viking 1: I'll tell you what she's doing here: some genius smart-alecky kid in NASA thought it would be a ton of yucks to put her inside of me! Tinselina: You should be glad for the company and the conversation! Viking 1: But all you ever talk is Christmas. I was a limited edition, ornament, you know. I was built to be pretty and grace the top of a Christmas tree. with her! Tinselina: Welcome to Mars! Blanky: You're pretty. And after those pranksters at NASA bleed me dry and they cut me loose, I discovered there were no plans for a welcome home party! Because a brilliant idea was for me to crash-land and remain here for all eternity with. All three networks covered it simultaneously, I'll have you know. Viking 1: Say it! Say it! Ran outta juice! My guidance battery's died! Kaput! Come to find out it was planned that way! They spent billions of dollars on me. The most powerful satellite ever built! Kirby: Well, that you were, but then you, uh.

Monty: One for the album.īlanky: Who is it?! Toaster: Viking 1! Kirby: The satellite? Viking 1: No, Viking 1 the bagel! Of course, the satellite! Lampy: You've sent back some cool pictures from Mars! I mean, from here. Gadget: We spent all night building this spacecraft and it's be ready go to Mars. Professor Norton Nimnul escaped from prison and stolen the spaceship to Mars last night. Chip: That's it! There's a case for the Rescue Rangers! A case of the appliances on Mars! Newscaster: Also in the news. Hearing Aid: They're transmission, tonight. Chip: Wow! The appliances on Mars! Gadget: Chip! What is it? Chip: There's the Wonder Luxe Appliances on Mars! Toaster: Who are the Wonder Luxe Appliances? Dale: Really? I was about to start my afternoon nap. Newscaster: Special Bulletin: NASA say a Mars rover took the picture of the appliances. Toaster, Kirby, Lampy, Blanky, Radio and Rasto: We don't mean you! We're musketeers, remember? All for one and. Toaster: Nothing we can't handle, Blanky. Specifically, helium.īlanky: Changes? I don't like changes. Lampy: What are you all doing up here? Woodstock Balloon: We're just hanging. Blanky: The Master! He sounds just like the Master did when he was little! You hungry? Kirby: Quite on a set of pipes on that one.

Dale: Who is this 'Supreme Commander'? Chip: Only one way to find out.Ĭhris: When did I last tell you I loved you? Rob: About 30 seconds ago in the driveway. Additional information: None.ĭialogue Military Toaster Leader: We're ready to pop! The Supreme Commander'll be very pleased. Please help this article by expanding or finishing it if you have permission from the page owner.

The brave little toaster to the rescue chris